50个英语笑话爆笑超短？英语笑话(五)Bring me the winner -- Waiter, this lobster has only one claw. -- I'm sorry, sir. It must have been in a fight. -- Well, bring me the winner then. 给我那个打赢的吧 -- 服务员, 这个龙虾只有一只爪。 -- 对不起,先生,这只肯定打过架了。那么，50个英语笑话爆笑超短？一起来了解一下吧。
要搞笑的么？a
man
walked
into
a
bar
with
shit
on
his
hands.
he
talked
to
the
bar
counter:
see!what
i
almost
step
on!!
哈哈哈。一个男人走进酒吧，手上沾满shi。他对酒保说，看。我差点就踩上了
Good Boy
Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"
"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.
"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?"
"She is the one who sells the candy."
好孩子
小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。
“昨天给你的钱干什么了？”
“我给了一个可怜的老太婆，”他回答说。 “你真是个好孩子，”妈妈骄傲地说。“再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢？”
“她是个卖糖果的。”
Nest and Hair
My sister, a primary school teacher, was informed by one of her pupils that a bird had built its nest in the tree outside the classroom.
"What kind of bird?" my sister asked.
"I didn't see the bird, ma' am, only the nest," replied the child.
"Then, can you give us a description of the nest?" my sister encouraged her .
"Well, ma'am, it just resembles your hair. "
Notes:
(1) inform v.告诉
(2) nest n.窝；巢
(3) description n.描述
(4) encourage v.鼓励
(5) resemble v. 相似；类似
18.鸟窝与头发
我姐姐是一位小学老师。
世界上最短的小说：
世界上只剩下了我,可是突然传来敲门声
翻译过来：I
am
the
only
one
left
on
the
world,
but
a
knock
comes
suddenly.
一年内，有一个男子连续写了800多封情书给女友，结果他的女友终于宣布要结婚了，新郎就是给她送这些信的邮差
Don't be selfish
A mother is admonishing her son.
"Now, John, don't be selfish. Let your little brother share the bicycle with you."
"But Mother, I do. I ride it down the hill, and he rides it up the hill."
别太自私
一位母亲在劝告她的儿子。
"听着，约翰，别太自私，让你的弟弟和你共用一辆自行车。"
"妈妈，我是让他。我先骑下坡，他再骑上坡。"The Looney Bin
Late one night at the insane asylum (疯人院）one inmate shouted, "I am Napoleon!”Another one said, "How do you know?"
The first inmate said, "God told me!"
Just then, a voice from another room shouted, "I did not!"
疯人院
一天晚上，在疯人院里，一个病人说：“我是拿破仑！”另一个说：“你怎么知道？”第一个人说：“上帝对我说的！”一会儿，一个声音从另一个房间传来：“我没说！” Always Thirsty
"I had an operation," said a man to his friend, "and the doctor left a sponge in me."
"That's terrible!" said the friend. "Got any pain?"
"No, but I am always thirsty!"
总感到口渴
一个男人对他的朋友说：“我动了一次手术，手术后医生把一块海绵忘在我的身体里了。
以上就是50个英语笑话爆笑超短的全部内容，超短的英语笑话推荐，精髓版，让你笑到抽筋。Mary: John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly. What do you think, Peter?玛丽：约翰说我漂亮。安迪说我丑。你觉得呢，彼得?Peter: I think you're pretty ugly.彼得：我觉得，你非常(pretty)丑。
